awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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