Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
