but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I am one with the molecules
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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