The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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