So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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