There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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