I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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