Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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