Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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