He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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