the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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