I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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