seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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