okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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