what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Shame - the story of my life.
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