Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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