So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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