South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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