nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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