O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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