Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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