Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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