i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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