So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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