I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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