Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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