Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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