I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
