i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Come see our sink grown plant.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She needs sedatives and a leash
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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