dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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