Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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