Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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