yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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