Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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