And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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