it hurts more in the daytime
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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