I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I need water and some morals
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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