And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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