We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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