Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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