he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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