Kiss
Puke
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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