Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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