Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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