the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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