Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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