I must be too annoying 4 u.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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