He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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