Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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