yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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