? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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